As you can see from the following story, Joe “Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia” Biden, will be in Dawsonville tomorrow.  I don’t know why (and don’t care), but if you will be driving or walking near a roadway take cover during his visit.  His fleet of Secret Service Agents has a record of being involved in vehicular mahem–killing at least one person so far.  Don’t be the second!

Vice President Biden to visit Dawsonville on Thursday

UPDATE:  I don’t think anyone was killed while Joe was in town.  If so, they haven’t found the body(ies) yet.

UPDATE:  (March 1, 2010)  I think another couple people were injured by Joe’s entourage during the Olympics.  Maybe they all need to take a driver’s ed class!